celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
I just want the world to know, I can put my mascara on without opening my mouth.
Followers! Please reblog my latest post about my friend/his donation page!
Watching group presentations are painful. You ramble too much. And you say um too much.
Sometimes, I just really fucking hate people.
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True Life: I’d rather eat tacos and nap than clean my room.